Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip your ma!

Finally FINALLY updated that damn deviant art page. But its mostly old stuff, so it still doesn't feel like a genuine update. On the plus side, Bipin managed to find me on DA, so I now have regular access to his photographs. That is good.

In other news, the lecturers in college seem to be picking on me for some reason. I'm sure I didn't break any rules...uh...that I know of. So why the hell are they after me then? Bastards.

Also, haven't gone to church in two weeks. Life is oh so very beautiful.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

:)

Been thinking about the "electric company" for three days now. Even had a retarded smile on my face the whole day today. Damn, I need to get a grip. Too much bhondu is bad for one's mental well being.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The First Annual Music Festival Tour

I need to go to these cities.

1. Wacken, Germany. (July-August)

2. Saitama, Japan. (October)

3. Reyjavik, Iceland. (March)

4. Kathmandu, Nepal. (March)

5. Oslo, Norway. (November)

6. Ã…rhus, Denmark. (February)

Any donations and possible companions for the above-mentioned excursion would be accepted with open arms.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Tis Over

The EPL (BPL?) season is finally over. As usual, it was quite entertaining with Liverpool finally deciding to join the party and making life difficult for Manchester United and Chelski. Anyway, I've decided to make a list for the season, highlighting a few things I enjoyed, and a few which I didn't:

1. Favourite team
Fulham. What a turn-around from the shambles that was last season. They showed courage against the big teams, and vastly improved their play in all spheres of the game. Hats off to the men from Craven Cottage.

2. C**t 11
Boro. Pathetic team. Absolutely nothing likeable about them. Only bright spot in an otherwise horrid season would be their Turkish star, Tuncay. Good luck holding on to him you c**ts!

3. Best Manager
Guus Hiddink. What an absolute legend. Shrewd tactician. Extremely dignified. And commanded the respect of his superstar squad. Hope he returns to Chelsea after his stint with Russia, really do. (Close 2nd on the list - Sam Allardyce and Harry Redknapp)

4. Biggest Flop
David Bentley. "The next David Beckham"? Bollocks. Other than the downright ridiculous volley in the North London derby, he was well and truly invisible. Over-rated. Mind you, Robbie Keane gave him a run for his money in this category.

5. Best Buy
Robbie Keane to Spurs. Getting a proven goal-scorer who knows the team well, especially when theres a lack of strikers in your squad? Good buy.

6. Worst Manager
Paul Ince. Nothing against him, but he had absolutely no idea what he was doing during his brief tenure at Blackburn.

7. Favourite Under-appreciated Player
Tie between James Beattie and Steven Pienaar.

8. Favourite Moment of the Season
Kiko Macheda. 93rd minute. Cruyff turn. Net bulges. Every footballer's dream right there.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Pants Wetting Terror

Try this:

1. Go to www.imdb.com
2. Search for the movie, "All Dogs Go To Heaven". Keep in mind, this is an animated movie for little children.
3. Look at the plot synopsis. (Located just below the release date and genre)

Go ahead...I'll wait.











Done? Good.

Now, didn't that sound like the story for the scariest horror flick you've ever seen? Holy Shit! What were the execs at Warner Brothers smoking when they thought this up?

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Album Covers







These are album covers I made today. Partly due to boredom, and partly to check out the speed of the new processor. 4.6 Ghz Pentium i7 :D

All fake bands, except the last one. But all albums are fake.

Open each image individually on a different tab.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Indian Rap...True Dat!

What the fuck is "Showdown Mumbai"?

An extremely bad, and poorly thought out song, that's what. According to the lyrics of this musical masterpiece, there's going to be a "showdown" in Mumbai. The details of which have been conveniently left out. After 10 listens, I still couldn't figure out what in Sam's hell they were talking about.

Oh, and just look at the guy who's "playing" the guitar. At no point do his fingers even touch the strings. I'm sorry Cuban-looking-man-with-straw-fedora, you have to do more than that to impress me.